Come to me, my creatures of the night.
Anyone care for some peanuts in a can?
No.
I already went pee today, thank you.
But you'll be surprised how good they are.
Hah. Surprised.
That's a good one.
You won't get that just yet, but soon.
Take them so he stops talking.
No, no.
Lefty loosey.
Get a good grip!
Here. Like this.
Aah!
Hey. You snake!
Come back with my peanuts!
Snake in a can, eh?
Where'd you get a prank like this?
Welcome to the chicken tarragon alley joke
Shop.
Gum!
Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy!
Ooh!
Mmm! Spicy!
This shop has every otherworldly prank, hoax, and
Trick you can imagine!
Aah!
Billy, be careful
There.
The owner is supposed to be mighty mean.
You break it, you buy it!
Nigel planter?
Oh, uh, grim, billy, mandy, it's...
Hey, what's the, uh, haps?
You run this place?
Hold on.
Why aren't you at toadblatt's school of sorcery?
Uh, i am.
Yeah. This is my after-School job.
Nigel planter got kicked out of toadblatt's.
Quiet, you snitch!
It's true! It's all true!
After my wand finger gave out, i couldn't cast spells anymore.
Everyone abandoned me.
Except for you.
I knew you'd come back and be my friends!
And now we can stay forever in my magical joke shop and drink
Ginger ale and play puppets every day.
I, uh, i have to meet somebody.
I left the iron on.
You're weird.
Take us home, grim.
Hark.
The power of the scythe.
That's the answer to all my problems.
You must run. I understand.
But it was great seeing you, grim.
Sure, man.
No hard fee... Aah!
The power is mine!
My scythe.
Why is everyone always stealing my scythe?
Where do you think he
Took it, mandy?
Belize?
I heard they're a story-Telling people.
Nigel went to toadblatt's to destroy everyone that wronged
Him.
And mandy farted. Aah!
Toadblatt's?
I love toadblatt's.
Can we go, mandy?
Can we? Can we?
Did you fart?
Didn't there used to be a bus to toadblatt's?
They discontinued that after episode 29.
This is the only way now.
Find the secret entrance yet, billy?
Almost!
Ooh, maybe it's down here.
Ooh! Whoa!
Look, my neck goes clickety-Clack on the railroad
Track.
Clickety-Clack, clickety-Clack, clickety-Clack, clickety-Clack.
Oi, you after the magical entrance to
Toadblatt's?
Well, yes.
Do you know where it is?
Aye, mate, but you can't use it.
And why not?
The entrance be for puggles only, mate, like me.
A puggle... Half pug, half beagle.
Cheerio!
Oh! Stupid designer dogs.
I'll never see my scythe again.
Get ahold of
Yourself, man.
There's still one person we can call for help.
You mean "the one who should never, ever, ever, ever,
Ever, ever be named?
Who's that?
Irwin? Or my dad?
Or a blue-Fin butter fish, cranberry sauce, or a
Whole-Berry cranberry sauce?
No, you idiot.
It's lord moldybutt.
Lord moldybutt: who dare say my name?
Don't you know my name is the name that should never, ever,
Ever, ever, ever, ever be named?
Nice to meet you, mr. Butt.
Lord moldybutt: it's moldybutt!
Ohhh!
Now you've got me doing it!
Listen up.
Nigel planter ran off with grim's scythe, and we need your
Help getting it back.
Lord moldybutt: planter, you say?
I've been searching the globe for that wretched planter, and
Once i find him... Whatever.
Do you know the way to toadblatt's or not?
Lord moldybutt: oh, i know the way.
I know the way indeed.
Uh, you're gonna hit a rotary.
Follow that all the way around.
I thought you said you knew the way.
Lord moldybutt: there was construction.
It was confusing. Get off my back!
Say, wait a minute.
Aren't you that fella... Sire tushyface?
Lord moldybutt: it's lord moldybutt!
Aaah!
Hey, oi! My best friend.
What are you doing, man?
We didn't finish getting directions.
Lord moldybutt: i'll figure it out.
Care for a hard candy, mandy?
If it's a trick candy that will make fireballs shoot
Out of my nose, no.
Your loss.
Aah!
Lord moldybutt: billy, cut it out, or i will turn this car
Right around.
At least then we'd be going the right way.
Lord moldybutt: will you stop being so negative, man?
We'll get there or my name isn't lord moldybutt.
Oh, come on!
Now, this is the only way to travel.
I wonder how nigel is going to sneak into toadblatt's.
Easy.
He'll become the new teacher of the creepy arts.
There's a new one every book.
You mean semester.
Whatever.
Welcome, students, to another year at toadblatt's school of
Sorcery.
Uh, where's dean toadblatt?
Where? Hah!
Silly child, that's me.
I see someone's been sniffing too much "haromster-Romfaroot."
No, you look different.
And you sound different, too. Oh!
There, as i was saying, i'd
Like to introduce the newest addition to the toadblatt
Faculty... Mr. Hood.
Well, looky here.
He's got an outfit that goes with his name.
That's called using what you got.
Thank you, dean toadblatt.
I will begin by teaching you and your students a very valuable
Lesson... In revenge!
Go on, then, mr. Hood. No!
Don't you recognize me?
It's me... Nigel planter.
Well, i don't... Nigel planter.
The greatest wizard that ever lived.
I was a legend.
There were books and movies about me.
I touched millions.
Everyone wanted to be me.
I torment thousands of students each semester.
You can't expect me to remember every one.
I'll give you something to remember me by.
Hark, the power of the scythe.
Give me that.
Is everyone okay?
My best friend got sucked into that vortex.
Okay, but everybody besides that kid is doing okay?
Good enough for me.
Grim, take us home.
Wait, how did you find me?
Lord moldybutt: i showed them the way.
It's you!
The one who should never, ever, ever, ever be named.
Lord moldybutt: that's right, and nobody's tricking me into
Saying it again.
Billy, don't sit there.
You'll get a moldy butt.
Lord moldybutt: ooh!
I've dreamt of this day, planter.
Finally... Finally, i've got you where i want you.
Can you sign here, please?
Huh, b-But you don't want to kill me?
Lord moldybutt: no. What?
What gave you that idea?
When i was a baby, you gave me this scar.
Lord moldybutt: that's a pen mark.
I'm a real-Estate attorney.
When your parents died, they left you a peanut farm.
I've been trying to track you down so you could inherit it.
Wait, i'm heir to a famous peanut company.
Lord moldybutt: yes.
That has my name in the title.
Lord moldybutt: that's right.
My last name being planter?
Lord moldybutt: uh-Huh.
So that would make me heir to the famous company
Peanuts by planter?
Lord moldybutt: close enough.
Oh, grim, billy, mandy, everyone, that's why i
Was always such a horrible wizard... Because i'm not a
Wizard at all.
I'm nigel planter... The greatest peanut farmer that ever
Lived.
Yeah, i have to study for a test.
I have laundry in the dryer.
You're a freak show.
Too bad nigel's such a weirdo.
I love me some peanuts.
Oh, really?
Well, i happen to have a can right here.
Don't mind if i do!
No! To the right.
Twist it. Don't pull.
Oh, here. Like this.
Oh, man.
So remember, nothing loos better on you...
Real hollywood vomit.
Consuela, you will alwaye a part of my life.
Grim, old buddy, old pal, what up, "g"?
How's it going?
How's the world treating you?
Grim, we just don't get enough time to chat.
Tell me how you are.
Miserable.
What'd you do today?
Suffered.
What you want to do this afternoon?
Strangle you.
I think you need some cheering up, grim.
Look... Monkeys!
Hmm? Hmm?
I will devour this world!
Grim, you're sick of me, aren't you?
Oh, it's not you.
Oh, wow!
Hoo, hoo, hoo!
If you really want to know...
Hang on, grim.
It's the big finish.
Hoo, hoo! Chicka hoo, hoo, hoo!
Hoo!
You were saying?
Grim, my homework isn't done, my closet isn't
Organized, saliva has not been walked, and you have failed to
Entertain me since i walked in here.
Remember, you pathetic sack of bones, you work for me.
What's the use of having a reaper if he won't do stuff?
Ugh.
It's nice to see her in a good mood.
Good mood? Good mood?
That girl is a terror, a horror, a menace.
I know.
That's why she's my best friend.
I can't take it anymore.
I try and i try and i try, and nothing is good enough for her.
Nothing will ever be good enough for her... Ever!
Grim, something's
Wrong, isn't it?
Oh, no.
I'm fine. No, i'm pretty good at
Stuff like this.
Let's see... It's not me, and it couldn't be mandy.
It's mandy.
It's "q." i know it.
It's mandy.
"q" is my least favorite letter.
Nothing good comes from "q."
It's... Fine.
Yes, it's "q."
I knews it!
Listen, grim, i'd do anything... And i mean anything... To cheer
You up.
Let's cut mandy down to size.
You use the scythe to shrink her to the size of a mouse.
It'll be fun.
Can't you do that?
Well, i can't do anything harmful to you two, or
Standards would be all over my butt.
Mm-Hmm. Got it.
You sure you know how to use me scythe, man?
Oh, sure.
I use it all the time.
And another thing...
What's he doing?
I'm not exactly sure, but i know it's gonna be good.
Mandy, you're a big jerk, but we're gonna cut you
Down to size.
There.
Now you're nothing but... Ow!
A big jerk?
Hey, billy, i can see your house from up here.
That's strange.
I could swear that our house hadn't been destroyed by a giant
When we left for the grocery store.
My azaleas!
Well, at least there wasn't anything valuable inside.
I think i can handle being the next big thing.
Ow!
Thanks, ma...
What?
You didn't think we'd let mr. Snuggles get eaten, did you?
Grim, i want you to change me back to my normal
Size. Why?
I thought you liked being a giant.
Well, it has its downside.
I'll have 3,000 cheeseburgers.
That'll be eleventy-Billion dollars.
Aah!
Okay, point taken, mandy.
Get me back to my normal size.
No can do, man.
Billy cursed you, and only he can undo the curse.
Hey, idiot.
Undo the curse.
Mmm... No.
I don't think so.
I like mandy large and in charge, mama.
Me too.
Aah!
The biplanes aren't working.
Let's use one of the newer planes.
Maybe that will do the trick.
I should always travel by giant.
It's much faster, and more things get broken.
And the breeze feels nice in the eye sockets.
Explain to me why i shouldn't crush both of you now.
Because we're bffs.
Because billy's the only one who can put you back to
Normal, and i'm the only one stopping you from eating billy.
I hate it when you make sense.
Billy, just change mandy back.
No, you always let mandy have her way.
I don't want to encourage her.
Well, you were the one who encouraged her with the
Whole cannibalism thing.
And you keep breaking my arms just because she wants
You to.
Who's the bigger fool... The fool or the fool who follows
Him?
Shut up and change mandy back.
No!
And there's nothing you or mandy can do about it.
Grim!
Hey, mandy.
What's up?
I'm growing again.
What's going on?
Oh, well, it's called "delayed-Spell craziness."
It's a mathe-Magic feat that delays a spell's effect by up to
Several days.
I'm afraid you're going to grow and grow and grow until you
Outgrow the entire universe.
Won't that destroy you too, gidget?
Yeah, but when you threw the moon into the black
Hole, it messed up the tides, so we're all doomed anyway.
Extreme sports rule.
Grim, billy has to remove the curse.
Where is he?
Mandy, billy's gone.
His door is locked, and he's not answering his cell.
Red team scores, but evee wins.
The only thing that matters is that everyone had fun.
Yay!
Grim, do something.
Want me to get you a beverage?
You know, it's so cool that we're really up here in space,
Man.
It's not at all like i thought it would be.
What do you mean, dude?
I just didn't know it was so angry out here.
Who the heck are you?
We are all super intelligent ham.
Sometimes we choose to take other forms.
It amuses us to do so.
Where am i?
Welcome to the realm of the infinite.
Here we all are growing at an infinite pace, and therefore are
Condemned to spend eternity together.
Until y'all outgrow the entire universe.
So i'm gonna be here a while.
Forever.
Right, then i may as well be comfortable.
You, go get me a chair.
You, get me some age-Appropriate dvds.
And, you, make yourself useful and squeeze me some orange
Juice.
I like it fresh.
Foolish little boy.
Y'all should know that we don't have no chairs or dvd
Players or oranges.
They would instantly become too small to be of any use.
Well, we've got, oh, i don't know, eternity.
How about you get cracking on inventing an infinitely growing
Dvd player?
Certainly, you are kidding.
Does this look like my kidding face?
That's right.
You better run.