All right, champ, time for bed.
Can't you see i'm in the middle of something?
Ungh! Ungh!
Dr. Brainiac is trapped in the caverns of doom!
Dr. Brainiac! You made it!
I wonder where our next adventure will take us?
To the pillow mountains to fight the blanket
Monster.
Yeah!
Hey, i went to the pillow mountains last night and i ended
Up in bed.
Going to bed is not an adventure!
Sorry, can't argue with my mouth full.
When i'm big, we're gonna go on real adventures...
Action-Packed supersized rainbow-Filled adventures!
Where are you, adventure?
I know you're out there!
Green...
Green is the color of adventure.
Oh, no!
It's a crop circle, dr. Brainiac!
Be careful.
They're made by alien powers from beyond this earth.
Aah!
I lied!
I want to visit the pillow mountains!
Aah!
Take that, corn!
Yeah, i'd stay down if i were you.
Sperg, it's you!
Hi, sperg.
It's a good thing i hate corn even more than nerds.
I thought you were a big, scary alien making crop
Circles, because that's what big, scary aliens do.
Nuh-Uh.
Crop circles are just my way of saying that corn needs to lie
The heck down.
Besides, aliens don't make crop circles.
They abduct you in their flying saucers.
Like that one?
Yep.
Green is an alien's favorite color.
Aah!
Cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese!
This isn't so bad.
It's kind of relaxing.
Very relaxing.
No more beans for me!
It's hot in here.
Whew, that's better.
My insides get really warm sometimes.
♪ La-La-La-La-La-La ♪ Doo-Doo-Doo
My cereal's too dry!
The milk is gone!
And the butter, cheese, even the tofu!
No, no, the tofu is still there.
But it looks like cheese!
I like tofu!
The way it grows between my toes.
That's toe jam, son.
Who drank all the milk?
It wasn't me!
I'm lactose intolerant!
Remember my diarrhea lawsuit?
All the milk and cheese at my house is missing,
Too.
This sounds like the kind of mystery that can't be
Solved in 11 minutes.
Nah, aliens are using mind control to steal our dairy
Products because they used up all of the cheese on the moon.
Billy, did your brain fall out again?
Nope!
The gum still keeps it in place.
See?
I'm not kidding!
Aliens abducted me last night!
I brought that home as proof.
Well, it's hard to believe we missed that on the
Way in.
And this is where they did creepy experimental surgery
On me and sperg.
And this is where we played a board game and had smoothies
Afterwards.
Looks like billy isn't completely full of it after all.
Well, he is full of that.
But look... Someone has implanted a chip in billy's
Brain.
I'll get the onion dip.
What happened to the alien crew?
Oh, i can't remember much after the chip was
Implanted.
But i'm pretty sure nothing cool happened.
Cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese,
Cheese, cheese, cheese...
Yaah!
Ow!
Ow-Ow-Ow-Ow-Ow-Ow-Ow-Ow-Ow!
Ow! Ow!
Ow-Ow-Ow-Ow-Ow-Ow-Ow-Ow-Ow!
Must... Help... Sperg!
Ow! Ow!
Hyah!
Probe this!
I>> billy: eat alien death goo for breakfast.
I'll clatuperandoniptoe you!
Yeah, you better run!
Wait a minute, something cool did happen!
They brought dr. Brainiac to life!
Must destroy humanity!
I feel like someone implanted a
Tiny bomb in my head.
Hmm.
Nope, sperg, you're wrong.
It's an enormous bomb.
You have 12 hours until your head explodes.
Oh, man, and it's my birthday!
Well, the only real mystery is
Why the aliens are coming to earth to steal dairy products.
Oh, that's oblivious.
It's an army of alien werewolves on the moon who need cheese to
Fuel their war machines.
Ri-I-I-Ght.
We have strip-Mined the moon of all its cheese and we need
Cheese to survive.
Bring us to your cheeses or we will reduce this planet to
Rubble.
Man, i hate it when billy's right.
And i was like... Holy smokes!
Some sort of hatch is opening on the mother ship!
Roger that. Roger that.
Something is coming out of the ship.
Whew. It's just a present, sir.
Everything is okay.
Don't worry, people.
It's only a present.
Let's hang it up and go home.
Go home.
They're obviously friendly.
False alarm. Let's go home.
Aah!
It's the puppy i never got for christmas last year!
Hey, i'm billy.
How you doing?
I'll name you baby steve.
Okay, how about
Baby cuddlekins?
This kid ain't playing with a full deck, folks.
Aah!
It's cheese!
No, it's processed cheese spread.
Grim, the moon people can shoot cheese from their
Armpits!
Do you know what this means?
That i may never eat cheese again?
No, no!
It's like that time i became a superhero!
I was squeaky and green and could shoot yogurt from my
Armpits.
Don't remind me.
Do you know what this means?
This means we're supposed to form a superhero team to combat
Evil.
I would once again be the green squeaker, leading our ragtag
Band of crime-Fighting dairy do-Gooders!
Mandy, second in command, would fight as milk mandy, the
White lady!
The moon men would soon realize that the cheese stands alone
When they witness the awesome power of the cheese reaper, man
Of action.
And no team would be complete without my trusty sidekick,
Dairy boy!
No more nutty superheroes!
But i... No, billy, no.
But... No.
Well, now what do we do?
The earth's dairy supply is in danger.
I don't know.
Give me a few minutes to go to the bathroom and get some animal
Crackers, and i'll come up with something really cool.
I promise.
Come on, people, i need some privacy!
Yay!
Oh, wait a minute.
This is the wrong book.
Wrong book!
Ahh, yes, here we go.
Tragically, during the last commercial break, the moon
People spirited billy, mandy, grim, and sperg away to their
Home to do horrible things to them.
The end.
The end!
Oh, i guess it's not the end.
Weren't you supposed to come up with a brilliant
Plan, you useless bag of bones?
We're talking entire planet destroyed.
I'm still working on it.
It takes the moon bots a month to build and unbuild the
Moon.
Any faster, and our cheese supply would cease to exist.
Why unbuild the moon?
It controls our nature.
Why?
All questions will be answered at the end of the tour.
Please keep your hands away from the moving parts of the vehicle.
Yaah!
You must understand that the moon people are a kind, gentle race.
We're only interested in cheese.
And destroying your planet.
Makes sense.
Fix my hair!
I want candy!
When our moon bots finish their job tonight, the moon will
Be full, and every moon person will become a werewolf.
Snarling, foaming-At-The-Mouth,
Rip-You-Limb-From-Limb werewolves?
Yes.
We must transform into werewolves so that we can
Conquer your planet and its stockpile of cheeses.
Got it.
As werewolves, we will eat every human on the planet.
Then we will replace all of the people with cardboard cutouts
And steal all the cheese.
Then the cheese will be replaced with cardboard cutouts.
It will be as though we were never there.
In werewolf form, we cannot be stopped!
No army can conquer our might!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, terrifying.
Oh, it will be. It will be.
What's gonna happen to us?
Your planet will be destroyed and you will all soon wish that
You had been on it.
That doesn't sound so good.
You will now destroy each other for our amusement!
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
I will not fight you, sperg.
Ow!
Don't hit sperg!
It could trigger the bomb!
Aah! Keep him away!
I'm explosive!
You bore us.
This is like watching soccer.
Release the moon beast!
Aah!
I think i just wet myself.
Nope, that was me.
Gross.
I think i'd rather take my chances with the moon beast.
Distracted, we should... Clobber billy?
Escape.
I'm busy!
You've got to admire his focus.
Mandy! The bomb!
At this point, i'm hoping it'll explode.
Let's go.
Cheese! ♪ Ha-Cha-Cha-Cha!
You won't get anywhere, you silly earth children and
Skeleton thing.
Your planet is already in total disarray.
Our plan is nearly complete!
Wait a minute. This is a radish, not cheese!
That's it!
Honey, get the kids.
We are moving out!
Radishes... [ muttering ]
Yes, i'll have the...
Three of the chicken-Wing pizzas with extra cheese.
Hey, man, that's made with tofurella now instead of cheese.
It's healthier.
No!
So, there is no dairy product in this ice cream at all.
It's like 23rd-Century technology.
Ahh.
Preservative-Ey!
Who needs calcium, yo?
Oh, bummer.
Grim, did that brilliant plan you never came up
With have a plan "b"?
Yeah, actually, it did.
No one in here but a mariachi band.
We lost them. Argh!
They're gone!
Let's all go get some cheeseburgers!
Wow, high five on my plan "b."
But i think it was my vérité that really sold it.
Now can we be superheroes?
I think the situation demands it.
I am not wearing a wheel of cheese on my head,
Billy.
You do it all the time at home.
But if i do it too much, it's more like a job than
Fun, you know?
Guys, we need to stop the werewolf aliens from getting
To earth.
Maybe you ought to stay up here, sperg.
Okay, i'm going to magnetize everyone's feet so we can stick to the surface of the ship.
My nose!
A little help here?
Sorry, billy, that spell is on a 10-Minute
Cooldown.
Aaarrghh!
Earth wedgie!
It's over, moon nerds.
You've got five minutes to land this ship.
What will the outcome be if we deny your request?
Very, very bad.
I programmed the moon-Building robots to work twice as fast.
The ship will never make it to earth before the full moon.
I never saw you reprogram any robots.
Of course you didn't.
Do you know how boring it is for the audience to watch someone
Reprogramming a robot?
Aww, can i keep him?
Okay, dweebs, we do this my way.
On the count of 3, it's butt-Kicking time!
1, 2... 21/2... 25/8... Aah!
Grim... >> working on it!
Waah! Oh.
Oh, it's just you, billy.
You know, i always
Thought you were an odd little guy, billy.
It's why it's so much fun to pound your face into the dirt.
But i realized it was just your way, billy.
And i was afraid of your way because you were different than
Me, and that scared me.
But now i feel like
I'm seeing you for the first time, billy... The real you.
And i'm not afraid.
I'm really glad we've shared this moment.
But i'm short on time, kiddo.
Now, you stay here.
I know what i got to do.
Mandy... A-Are you... Scared?
Uh, yeah.
We're about to be eaten alive.
Oh, yeah.
It's been swell, grim.
Really?
No.
How fitting!
One of your own silly little earth humans will now assist us
In turning you and your friend into a giant blt...
With cheese!
Great! All right.
Enough of this.
By the power of the underworld...
I have the power!
Six seconds to live, and now you decide to act?
Hey, what can i say?
I love the drama.
It's the cheese reaper!
No-O-O-O-O!
Yogurt? No!
♪ Feathers and candy
The end!
Oh, wait.
Roll it again.
Sperg's noble actions saved the earth from the flying saucer
Filled with alien werewolves.
Hurry up, metal barry!
I need that spitball.
Hey!
The force of dairy justice continued to battle aliens all
Throughout the galaxy.
Billy went home, just as good as new.
And me... Whatever happened to sir raven, you ask?
Well, you didn't ask, did you?
Nobody ever cares what happens to sir raven, ever!
Um, special delivery for dr. Brainiac?
"dear dr. Brainiac, happy birthday.
Love, frankie."
A sweater?
I hate sweaters!
Earth must pay for this!
Stinky, warm up the plasmotronic disruptinators!
Honestly, i don't know why he just can't return it.